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"Hey Cass I picked up a pizza on the way home-"

"Fuck my college education I can’t let my sim fail."
Every college simmer (via starryknightz)

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xxboredangelxx:

tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

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yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

Not at robin thicke though…

This is why target practice is so critical…

midbloods:

does anyone else realize how gross that paint would look though? I mean that shit’s gonna blend together instantly unless you meticulously wash your brush after each stroke. And then you’ll end up being a sad artist with paint the color of leprechaun diarrhea.

midbloods:

does anyone else realize how gross that paint would look though? I mean that shit’s gonna blend together instantly unless you meticulously wash your brush after each stroke. And then you’ll end up being a sad artist with paint the color of leprechaun diarrhea.

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

totallymakessense:

yawnlennon:

totallymakessense:

yawnlennon:

totallymakessense replied to your post “gotten so used to saying sophomores at my school suck but now i am a…”

Amazing

"not all juniors"

No, no. The damage has been done, Gem.

junior rights activist

That’s a new title

rainbow-112:

woahgnarlyduuuude:

i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating

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I never seen a such an accurate gif

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Put on the badge. And if you ever take it off again, I swear to the mother I’ll pin the damned thing on Jaime Lannister.

ravenclaw-queen:

In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting

I don’t even ship it and this is awesome

Doctor Who Tardis Spinning